It’s adorable. Your banter is oddly entertaining. I knew someone would get under his skin eventually.
You know I always do.
Oh, but playing nice is so stale.
Not for free, sweetheart. Your offer?
But I thought we were connecting!
I would wonder about their state of mind. Then I’d get over it and give them my number.
Is it that obvious?
A nice face isn’t too bad, either.
Oh, you again! I knew I recognized that snark from somewhere. Shame about you not being Sherlock, but oh well. Can’t always get what you want. And as for the couch… hm. I’d say I’m a man of my word, but I’m really not.
Oh nooo, have I disappointed you? If I wanted someone to play riddle games with, I’d go looking for Sherlock. Unless of course, you are Sherlock hiding behind that silly gray mask — in which case, feel free to ask the question again, dear!