I’ll be answering a few of you darling people’s questions before I putter off to “work”. A bit frustrated that Sebastian left without waking me, but maybe that was for the best. He was a grouch last night, and I’m really in no mood today.

So if I don’t reply to you, it’s because it didn’t go through — not because I think you’re an imbecile (unless you are, in fact, an imbecile which is sort of likely). Anywho! It’s getting late I’m afraid, and a nice warm spot next to my toy Sebastian on a very worn out couch sounds awfully inviting at the moment. Until tomorrow, then. Ta!
xoxo - JM

Ooh… toughie. Dead Hearts by Stars, maybe? Sebastian says it’s sad which is why I like playing it around him so often.

Hello!

Gutsy! But it certainly wouldn’t earn you many points with me, dear.
Definitely the air-rifle. Oh, but not the kind you’re thinking of! A friend made it for me. Looks sort of like a cane, but it’s… well… not.

Prissy? Well, not to my face… Although, I wouldn’t blame them for that. I’m a tad protective of my suits.

Terribly bored now that Sebastian has gone to bed. If anyone wants to ask a question or have a bit of a chat, I’m always avaaaailable! ♥

Will someone shoot me please? He’s sometimes unbearable to live with..
Suggestions on how I could make him shut the hell up?
Why don’t you ask meeee for suggestions, Sebastian? I have a few ideas~
What the hell are you implying, Jim? I will stick my foot up your ass if you make a smart ass comment.
Oh darling, you sell yourself short! I know you aren’t that dense. I think it’s quite obvious what I’m implying. And… at this point your foot up my ass isn’t much of a threat, you knowwww.
Don’t test me James I really will cripple you. Also, James.. Don’t call me Darling.
Oooh, testy! You work for me. I’ll call you as I please, darling. As for the crippling…
Well. That’s rather uncalled for, Sebby. I think your sourness is starting to rub off on me, which is really too bad… I was in such a good mood, too. I was only jesting about making you cry tonight, but you’ve made it apparent that I just might have to remind you who is who.
I’m not your play toy.
Oh no, of course you aren’t!

… Gosh, I’m sorry. Reeeeally couldn’t keep a straight face with that one.
Will someone shoot me please? He’s sometimes unbearable to live with..
Suggestions on how I could make him shut the hell up?
Why don’t you ask meeee for suggestions, Sebastian? I have a few ideas~
What the hell are you implying, Jim? I will stick my foot up your ass if you make a smart ass comment.
Oh darling, you sell yourself short! I know you aren’t that dense. I think it’s quite obvious what I’m implying. And… at this point your foot up my ass isn’t much of a threat, you knowwww.
Don’t test me James I really will cripple you. Also, James.. Don’t call me Darling.
Oooh, testy! You work for me. I’ll call you as I please, darling. As for the crippling…

Well. That’s rather uncalled for, Sebby. I think your sourness is starting to rub off on me, which is really too bad… I was in such a good mood, too. I was only jesting about making you cry tonight, but you’ve made it apparent that I just might have to remind you who is who.


