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Helloooo! Consulting criminal here! The name's James Moriarty, but you, darling dears, can call me Jim. I like long walks on the beach, classical music, and turning people into shoes.

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I’ll be answering a few of you darling people’s questions before I putter off to “work”. A bit frustrated that Sebastian left without waking me, but maybe that was for the best. He was a grouch last night, and I’m really in no mood today.

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So if I don’t reply to you, it’s because it didn’t go through — not because I think you’re an imbecile (unless you are, in fact, an imbecile which is sort of likely). Anywho! It’s getting late I’m afraid, and a nice warm spot next to my toy Sebastian on a very worn out couch sounds awfully inviting at the moment. Until tomorrow, then. Ta!

xoxo - JM

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Anonymous said: favorite song atm? =)

Ooh… toughie. Dead Hearts by Stars, maybe? Sebastian says it’s sad which is why I like playing it around him so often.

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Anonymous said: hiiiiiii :3

Hello!

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gamesofthemind said: So if I called your suit prissy...?

Gutsy! But it certainly wouldn’t earn you many points with me, dear.

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Anonymous said: what's your favorite weapon? >__> (kind of scared to ask LOL)

Definitely the air-rifle. Oh, but not the kind you’re thinking of! A friend made it for me. Looks sort of like a cane, but it’s… well… not

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gamesofthemind said: Does anyone call your suits prissy?

Prissy? Well, not to my face… Although, I wouldn’t blame them for that. I’m a tad protective of my suits.

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Terribly bored now that Sebastian has gone to bed. If anyone wants to ask a question or have a bit of a chat, I’m always avaaaailable! 


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Will someone shoot me please? He’s sometimes unbearable to live with.. 

Suggestions on how I could make him shut the hell up?

Why don’t you ask meeee for suggestions, Sebastian? I have a few ideas~

What the hell are you implying, Jim? I will stick my foot up your ass if you make a smart ass comment.

Oh darling, you sell yourself short! I know you aren’t that dense. I think it’s quite obvious what I’m implying. And… at this point your foot up my ass isn’t much of a threat, you knowwww.

Don’t test me James I really will cripple you. Also, James.. Don’t call me Darling. 

Oooh, testy! You work for me. I’ll call you as I please, darling. As for the crippling…

Well. That’s rather uncalled for, Sebby. I think your sourness is starting to rub off on me, which is really too bad… I was in such a good mood, too. I was only jesting about making you cry tonight, but you’ve made it apparent that I just might have to remind you who is who.

I’m not your play toy.

Oh no, of course you aren’t!

… Gosh, I’m sorry. Reeeeally couldn’t keep a straight face with that one. 

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asksebastian-moran:

askjamesmoriarty:

asksebastian-moran:

askjamesmoriarty:

asksebastian-moran:

Will someone shoot me please? He’s sometimes unbearable to live with.. 

Suggestions on how I could make him shut the hell up?

Why don’t you ask meeee for suggestions, Sebastian? I have a few ideas~

What the hell are you implying, Jim? I will stick my foot up your ass if you make a smart ass comment.

Oh darling, you sell yourself short! I know you aren’t that dense. I think it’s quite obvious what I’m implying. And… at this point your foot up my ass isn’t much of a threat, you knowwww.

Don’t test me James I really will cripple you. Also, James.. Don’t call me Darling. 

Oooh, testy! You work for me. I’ll call you as I please, darling. As for the crippling…

Well. That’s rather uncalled for, Sebby. I think your sourness is starting to rub off on me, which is really too bad… I was in such a good mood, too. I was only jesting about making you cry tonight, but you’ve made it apparent that I just might have to remind you who is who.

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