Helloooo! Consulting criminal here! The name's James Moriarty, but you, darling dears, can call me Jim. I like long walks on the beach, classical music, and turning people into shoes.

kikiarty said: If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? (Besides dear Sebastian, of course.)

Any animal? Well I’ve never been a fan of those big, bad crime lords with their exotic animals coiled around their feet (I’m a showoff, but that is trying just a smidge too hard), so maybe a dog. It’d have to be a tiny little yipping one, though; Sebastian hates those.

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