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Helloooo! Consulting criminal here! The name's James Moriarty, but you, darling dears, can call me Jim. I like long walks on the beach, classical music, and turning people into shoes.

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Anonymous said: are you impressed or annoyed when people try to outwit you?

A bit of neither. It’s like watching monkeys trying to be smart. Cute until you remember that they’re dirty, smelly primates. 

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