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"Sugar"? Does this mean you think I'm sweet? -AS

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 01:23:03 -0500

As sweet as pie with arsenic in the crust, darling.

Of course I'm Sherlock. And quit your ridiculous flirting. You know what I'm here for. -SH

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 01:09:29 -0500

Prove. It.

I don’t give clues to impersonators.

Well, I haven't missed you. You're bulimic and have a huge forehead. I wonder what does Moran see in you.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:57:00 -0500

Oh, ouch! Resorting to name-calling? Such wit! Such dry, scathing wit! I don’t think my heart will ever truly recover from this, no no no.

~~But really sweetheart, if you’re going to insult me, can’t you do better than that?~~

do you find stars on a dark night beautiful?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:38:41 -0500

Not particularly!

You must be terribly bored to make something like this. It's a bit reckless, even for you. Don't you think? -SH

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:38:00 -0500

I was wondering when you’d find me, love. If you really are Sherlock, that is, and not one of these neanderthals. As for the recklessness, well. I thought it was obvious that everything I do… I do it all for you.

Daddy's home!

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:34:00 -0500

Well? Where’s the “Welcome Back Jim, We’ve Missed You Ever-So-Much” party?

are you impressed or annoyed when people try to outwit you?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:54:47 -0500

A bit of neither. It’s like watching monkeys trying to be smart. Cute until you remember that they’re dirty, smelly primates.

you're so kawaii uguuuu

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:52:03 -0500

It's 7 in the morning, just fucking tell me. -AS

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:46:38 -0500

Oooh, expletives. Are we crabby today, sugar?

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? (Besides dear Sebastian, of course.)

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:46:27 -0500

Any animal? Well I’ve never been a fan of those big, bad crime lords with their exotic animals coiled around their feet (I’m a showoff, but that is trying just a smidge too hard), so maybe a dog. It’d have to be a tiny little yipping one, though; Sebastian hates those.

Popping in for a bit, again!

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:31:00 -0500

Hello!

Won’t be here for long though, just to answer a few questions and then I’ll be on my way. Hope you all are having a terrible day so far. ♥

Thank god, the drama queen is offline now.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:29:17 -0500

asksebastian-moran:

NOW, I don’t have to listen to him giggle and ask me why people ask him such odd questions. He’s such a queen, with his “prissy little suits” You anons have provided me with endless ways to annoy Jim. Thank you.

As always.. Ask me anything! I’ll try to answer them to the best of my ability unless it’s personal.. I’ll answer everything anyways.

Seb, honey… You do realize I can read this, right?

It's much too quiet tonight...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:47:00 -0500

I suppose I’ll be off to pay a surprise visit to an old friend, in that case. As always, it’s been fun! ♥

xoxo - JM

xkaadnsnadklndnaskldn. You're welcome for the spam.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:28:44 -0500

What things? -AS

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:25:47 -0500

You think I’ll just tell you? But where would the fun in that be?

Dear Jim, please fix your face for me.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:02:33 -0500

Oh, I see. So there really isn't anything special about him? -AS

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:02:30 -0500

No, of course nottt. Wouldn’t bother with him if that were the case. He’s got a few things that keep him from being too, you know, ordinary.

You've obviously seen that same expression on other people, what makes it so special on Sebby? -AS

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:50:19 -0500

Not “special”. Just endearing!

What's your preferred gender when dating?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:45:13 -0500

No, no, no. I don’t care at all, as long as I get something out of it.

What is Sebby's most endearing quality? -AS

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:43:32 -0500

Sometimes he gets this very angry look on his face — but it’s not the kind of look that he uses when he finds out I’ve used up all his shampoo, or misplaced his rifle, or that one time when I forgot about him and showed up for dinner two hours late. It’s the look when he’s pissed off and worried, not about me (I hate that look), but when he’s scared for his own life and too much of a “man” to show it. I find it endearing. Sort of like a proud animal about to have its skull crushed in by a boulder.